Sorry I crapped out on the live tv today. A couple people have written and I am sure others are curious, so yeah. The Sun is square the Moon conjunct Saturn in Virgo and my family got hit hard and very unexpectedly.

My daughter was hospitalized last night and remains in crisis. I have every expectation it will get worse before it gets better but I am hoping for a breakthrough or some positive outcome once this peaks.

Anyone else struggling?  What’s happened?

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Dear Divorcing,

It sounds as if you have moved fast but I can’t see the value in judging it or worrying about it seeing as you are already in up to your neck. And with Venus in Aquarius, your chart does indicate love and attraction comes fast and unexpectedly so what the hell. It is what it is. You are here now so I wouldn’t waste time looking over my shoulder, I would however look forward.

You say she is everything you want and vice versa. I believe you, so I would advise you to continue to work on yourself and the things that dog you. Whatever personality traits that have got you in trouble in the past, get on them and stay on them and one more thing.

You are going to have to talk to your friends or they are going to do this poor gal in. In trying to protect us, our friends can be very foolish at times and it sounds as if they have copped an attitude towards the new woman. It’s up to you to set them straight.

Ask them to lose their pre-conceived notions about the speed… her age or whatever else might be bothering them and give this woman a fair shake. Tell them she is making you happy and ask they respect this and her for it. It is up to you to set the tone here, otherwise I do think she’s going to be a lamb headed for slaughter and there is nothing fair about that.

Good luck.

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Doing the live TV was a strange experience but I feel happy after the fact. I told a pal I like myself when I have balls and I think this is what it takes to do something like this especially under suck a chaotic sky. However, it reflects my commitment. I am going to broadcast, by God. Regardless of fear, sluggish computers, bad hair or whatever else comes up.

Thanks to everyone who participated. I feel satisfied with how it went and optimistic it will go better in the future when I get more accustomed to the artificial rhythm. I am pretty sure I am going to cut loose one of these days and treat you all to my A-Attitude but did not find that possible first day on the job.

“How did it go?” the solider asked.

“Oh, okay. It felt like the first day I ever tended bar. I’m not good at it yet but I think I will become good at it…”

It is interesting I started tending bar a Saturn cycle ago. I think this is the same thing exactly so it feels very normal while simultaneously abnormal. Anyway, these are my thoughts.

If you saw the show, please share your ideas or impressions if you like. Especially if you have any ideas how to deal with the delay because I am very keen to have this thing start to rock after as short a learning curve as possible.

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We got the tv thing working last night and I plan to come on (bad hair or no) between 11 and noon Mountain Time. See ya then… and for people who can’t be around, you will be able to watch from an archive.

I am mostly terrified because there is about a 4 second delay between when I talk and move and when it broadcasts which is enormously disorienting for a Mars Mercury type like me. Saturn in Virgo though, eh? Slow Communication!

Outside of this, goddess and Neith were around for the maiden voyage and sure enough I stepped in it when I dialed the soldier and started chatting with him on the phone, unaware I was still broadcasting.

I can’t tell you the history I have doing this. For example, once I was talking, making jokes and singing for days and days over a 2-way radio thinking I was talking to just the one person. Come to find out everyone on the frequency could hear me…

Damned Capricorn, I was never so embarrassed in my life. But this is what happens with Jupiter rising. You talk and it goes out there BIG.

People and things seem nervous and jerky to me. With the Jupiter Pluto situation, people seem to be expecting something big to happen. Mars retrograde in Cancer, a sign it hates has plenty of people pissed off and Uranus direct has sped things up for in all.

I looked at today’s chart for relief and realized there is only one planet (Saturn) in an Earth sign. This suggests people who feel some grounding might help them cope can get it by focusing on Saturn in Virgo which is essentially the task at hand. Because the rest of it definitely seems to be way beyond an individual’s control.

What are your impressions this week?

Piya writes on the Liars In The Zodiac, Concealing Blog:

“I don’t know if this makes sense to you guys but anybody who conceals a lot from me (that I’m dating) … well that just sets off all kinds of red alarm bells for me. What are they hiding? Why are they hiding it? Don’t they want to be themselves around me? All parts, not just some of them … maybe that is Mars in Scorpio talking but I want to know an entire person and I want them to know me, whoever that is…?”

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I have been trying to stop putting on weight for about six months now with absolutely no luck at all. Every day I get up intending to not eat the things I know I should not eat and every day I eat them. Then finally - Eureka - a breakthrough!The soldier was reminding me how it went back when we were kids and I got fat. I saw myself in the mirror one day and freaked! I had packed on about 50 extra pounds unbeknownst to myself (Neptoooon) but all the sudden the veil dropped and there I was.

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