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Taurus Does Not Appreciate Change… And They Like Themselves The Way They Are
Astrology in Real Life…
The soldier the other weekend:
“Yeah, my whole world has gone to hell. Men are feminized now, P. They’re like girls or something.”
I laughed.
“Yeah, I see these men on the runway, swishin’ around and I think what the hell is that? Why don’t they put someone like me on the runway? I’ll do it. I’ll go out there on the runway as a man… a regular plain man.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah. And I don’t want any of that techno music playing either. Hell no. They can play bad to the bone or somethin’ like that.”
“Okay,” I said snorting.
“Yeah, I’ll just walk out there in some dungarees or something. Just some regular pants, a plain shirt and I’ll do my regular walk. You know how I walk. Like a bulldog. That’s how I walk, so that’s how I’ll walk.” (following has swearing)
“Okay.”
“And when I get to the end of the runway, I’ll just turn around like a normal motherfucker and walk back.”
“Turn like a normal motherfucker?”
“Yeah! Just turn around and walk back. What’s wrong with that? Nothing! I don’t think there’s anything wrong with being a normal average man and I’d be willing to haul my ass out there on a runway and show people what I mean. There! A normal man in normal pants, walking normally with some normal man’s music playing…”
But by then I was lying on my back, laughing with tears starting up…

5 Responses to “Taurus Does Not Appreciate Change… And They Like Themselves The Way They Are”
I’ve got me a normal man, too. The Hell with Metrosexual. He’s just a regular guy…and I wouldn’t have him any other way. ![]()
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i don’t have much patience for people for whom it takes a chisel to get to who they really are, rather than who they think they are supposed to be.
‘course, my sense of identity can be so fuzzy sometimes perhaps i should think about this more. (it really depends. on what, i’m not sure. even aries can get disoriented by neptune ;P)
OMG! I would so pay to see that!! *LOL*
while he’s conquering the runway, maybe he could get some real women up there too. ![]()
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ROFLMAO!!! “Normal Man” . . . ha, ha, ha!!!
Good thing I like that in a man ’cause mine is like that too. Taurus on the 7th Cusp