Venus is what makes you attractive and desirable. Neptune rules music and merging of energy to the point where the lines disappear. Here is a graphic example of my Venus Neptune in action…

Some years back, HQ asked me where I got my morals considering that Henry aside, I pretty much come from an amoral family. It was an interesting question and my answer surprised me. I just rattled it off, too.

“Oh, from music I guess. I heard songs and the people in the songs who were attractive, I became them. I just took on their characteristics on the spot and this worked out for me.”

He was listening.

“For example, I kept my pants on for the most part. Oh, I had lots of sex. I had as much sex as 10 women probably but I always had a boyfriend. What I mean is I didn’t sleep around but I might have if I’d not heard this song. But I did hear this song.”

“What song?”

“Fat Man In The Bathtub.”

He laughed. HQ is 10 years younger than me, so he has little awareness of the music of my era.

“Yeah, there is some girl in there; she’s got all the men chasing her. She’s got them begging for a date. They beg and she says, no, no…. and then they beg some more,” I said with a chuckle. “She tells them that. They ask her for something and she says no. No, but come back Monday, or come back Tueday and then I might!”

He was amazed.

“Yeah, I liked her. And so did the men and the reason was because she kept her pants on. She was not a pig, so I took on this persona. I was tending bar see, so men would ask me out all the time and I would say, no but don’t quit askin’!”

We both laughed.

“Yeah, I would say that so much people would bring people to my bar just to hear me say it. They’d bring some guy in there and tell him to ask me out. Go on, ask her. Wanna go out with me, the guy would ask. I’d look at him like I was sizing him up, trying to decide if I was going to go out with him or not and then I’d say my line and the whole bar would laugh their ass off.”

“Unbelievable.”

“Yeah, well this worked out for me. I don’t think men really like sleezy women and I can thank Lowell George for making this very clear to me… I was about 19 when I heard this song and I’m not kidding. I became Juanita on the spot.”

“Juanita?”

“The girl in the song. Her name is Juanita. Sweet Juanita that is. See, she’s the object of desire. Anyway, Lowell George, all his songs are super sexual. In this era, not so common. He definitely liked to screw so the music resonated with me. I wanted a man like him so I figured I better be Juanita, but actually I already was Juanita. By my nature, I was just like her but I didn’t know it until I heard that song. See, you can be sexy and moral, is the thing. Freakishly sexy for that matter and I can tell you for sure that the combo is deadly when it comes to men. The kind of men I like, that is and who cares about the men I don’t like?”

“Spotcheck Billy got down on his hands & knees
He said “Hey momma, hey let me check your oil alright?”
She said “No, no honey, not tonite,
comeback Monday, well you comeback Tuesday, then I might…”
Lowell George

Where did you get your morals?