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1 Minute Astrology: Marketing Portion Controlled Food With Saturn In Virgo, But Is Virgo Buying?

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9 Responses to “1 Minute Astrology: Marketing Portion Controlled Food With Saturn In Virgo, But Is Virgo Buying?”

  1. Amber says on 8/27/07 at 5:06 am:

    I figured that yesterday - no virgo buys this stuff. It completely misses the point.

  2. Nancy says on 8/27/07 at 6:43 am:

    LOL! I love these 1 minute videos. You are so right.

  3. joana says on 8/27/07 at 8:51 am:

    hahah Elsa, you’re so funny.
    I used to love some low-fat-low-sugar cookies but precisely because there was barely anything inside, I gave it up. I don’t have Virgo, but I’m still a bit tight.

  4. MZ Hawk says on 8/27/07 at 9:01 am:

    Ditto what Nancy said, Elsa, you are SOOOOOO RIGHT!! I have Saturn in Virgo. Not only would I not buy it but if you gave it to me, I would not eat it. Check the transfat, People… also for what it’s worth, companies can list 0% transfat even if it’s not true as long as the transfat content is under .5%.

  5. Neith says on 8/27/07 at 9:06 am:

    The packaging thing is one of my pet peeves too. I always buy from the bulk foods section if possible. Another major rip-off is spices!! They cost a fraction of the prepackaged price if you can find them in bulk . . . plus whole spices keep better & have much better flavor. OK, I will admit to being a serious cook! It’s all that Scorpio . . . :-)

  6. wyrdling says on 8/27/07 at 9:36 am:

    yup. you nailed it. that stuff is cheesy and inauthentically healthy. isn’t that why saturn’s moving into virgo? to clear up some of the “fake” health stuff?
    besides, i like controlling my own intake thank you very much, not letting some corporate ad agency figure it out for me :P (’course, that’s probably aquarius moon talking, not the virgo ascendent)

  7. c. says on 8/27/07 at 5:03 pm:

    ooohhh I was waiting for you to mention the packaging. The virgo moon in me is emotionally repulsed by it. Really, I look at the regular grocery store and see empty cardboard boxes and am repulsed. I feel as if we are starving ourselves to death by not getting any nutrients and just eating cardboard. Maybe my virgo moon is helping this taurus stay a bit skinnier than her taurus counterparts!

  8. Gem says on 8/27/07 at 8:08 pm:

    I LOVE your videos!

  9. CD says on 8/28/07 at 8:44 am:

    This Virgo stuff is making me laugh so hard.

    I have no planets in earth signs, so I am actually looking forward to this tutelage. I worked out a coupon system a few months ago. It is a pain in the ass but (and I didn’t realize this until today) I guess I can consider it “extra credit!”

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