Aug
31

Pisces Opines

Astrology in Real Life

flake frostedThis is from about fifteen years ago. I was talking to my sister who is also an astrologer, and psychic on top of that, when her husband came in the room.

“Elsa’s all pissed off because people don’t think she’s real.” I snorted because it sounded funny when she said it. “Yeah, I’ve been trying to explain to her there’s nothing she can do.”

“Nothing?” I asked.

“Very little,’ she said. “And whatever you do won’t last. I should know because I know you. I’ve known you my whole life, we grew up in the same room and I have trouble remembering you’re real myself.”

“You’ve got to be kidding me.”

She shook her head. “No. I forget all the time but then you come around and start talking and I remember.”

I snorted again. “I see. So is that it? As soon as I stop talking delusion kicks in?”

“Pretty much,” she said.

“Oh, well no wonder I talk so much.”

“Yeah, you should write a book. Then when someone does this you can just hand it to them.”

“Does what?”

“Has you confused with a flake.”

“Oh.”

Do people mistake you as a flake?

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Aug
31

4 Minute Astrology: Neptune and Projection

1 minute astrology that is 4 minutes long…


Aug
31

Astrology Today - Grrrrrrrrrr….

My eye on the sky…

aries enid collins purse zodiacThe Moon in Aries is still well aspected but this does not diffuse the chaos or unsnarl the communication (or literal) traffic jam in created by the grand cross in the mutable signs and people are getting PISSED!

Adding to the challenge is Venus in Leo opposite Neptune in Aquarius. Projection abounds and guess what? It’s not just them it’s you.

Yeah, they’re doing it buy you’re doing it too! Yes, they have an ego (Venus in Leo). But so do you… you lofty genius (Neptune in Aquarius)! Ha ha ha. We’ll be lucky not to kill each other today.

Plus we have to wait for Saturn to change signs like the ball dropping on New Years Eve. Can you say, cranky? Drop already, you bastard!!

:-D

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Aug
31

Ungrounded Woman Wonders How To Get In Her Body: Saturn Return In Virgo

Dear Elsa,

You’ve been talking about Saturn moving into Virgo and the health-conscious aspect of it. I have the hardest time all of my life getting in the groove with an exercise program, or feeling at all ‘at home’ with my body. I have natal Saturn in Virgo and well… I’m pretty sure that’s the only earth in my chart.

I was wondering what you recommend to us folks with very little earth in our chart who are having a heck of a time finding a way to feel grounded in our bodies and to exercise. I feel like something is seriously wrong with me on this front.

Saturn in Virgo
United States

virgo bottleDear Saturn,

The idea something is ‘seriously wrong with you” is harsh criticism and a textbook manifestation of Saturn in Virgo. Yes, Saturn in Virgo is the only earth in your chart - which means it is enormously important you be put in touch with it which is what this transit will accomplish.

And I wouldn’t worry about how this is going to occur because it’ll just happen and when it does, rejoice. Because denying this part of you is as bad for your soul as denying creativity or emotion or sex drive or anything else.

Specific to exercise, it can be gotten in many forms. Forms like dancing. Dancing is fluid and expressive and a great body is byproduct of that. There is fun exercise (roller skating) and exercise that is meditative (walking or yoga). There is exercise where the challenge or sense of accomplishment is the thing (mountain climbing). Point being you don’t have to focus on exercise, per se. You can sneak up on it or let it sneak up on you.

Good luck.

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Aug
30

On Being Seen As A Real Human With Neptune Involved

Astrology in Real Life

velveteen rabbitI was talking to the soldier a few days ago…

“So they like me on your blog now but they didn’t like me before?” he asked.

“No, I don’t think they did. I don’t think they liked you at all.”

“Why?”

Oh… Special Forces soldier, I guess. You know. They think you’re a killer.

He didn’t say anything and in the quiet I realized what I’d just said was wrong. That information had come through him.

“Actually maybe they didn’t think that,” I said. “I guess I have no idea what they thought but I don’t think they liked you. They were confused, I’d say. And I definitely don’t think they wanted to imagine me involved with you.” Continue reading On Being Seen As A Real Human With Neptune Involved




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