This is from about fifteen years ago. I was talking to my sister who is also an astrologer, and psychic on top of that, when her husband came in the room.
“Elsa’s all pissed off because people don’t think she’s real.” I snorted because it sounded funny when she said it. “Yeah, I’ve been trying to explain to her there’s nothing she can do.”
“Nothing?” I asked.
“Very little,’ she said. “And whatever you do won’t last. I should know because I know you. I’ve known you my whole life, we grew up in the same room and I have trouble remembering you’re real myself.”
“You’ve got to be kidding me.”
She shook her head. “No. I forget all the time but then you come around and start talking and I remember.”
I snorted again. “I see. So is that it? As soon as I stop talking delusion kicks in?”
“Pretty much,” she said.
“Oh, well no wonder I talk so much.”
“Yeah, you should write a book. Then when someone does this you can just hand it to them.”
“Does what?”
“Has you confused with a flake.”
“Oh.”
Do people mistake you as a flake?
The Moon in Aries is still well aspected but this does not diffuse the chaos or unsnarl the communication (or literal) traffic jam in created by the grand cross in the mutable signs and people are getting PISSED!
Adding to the challenge is Venus in Leo opposite Neptune in Aquarius. Projection abounds and guess what? It’s not just them it’s you.
Yeah, they’re doing it buy you’re doing it too! Yes, they have an ego (Venus in Leo). But so do you… you lofty genius (Neptune in Aquarius)! Ha ha ha. We’ll be lucky not to kill each other today.
Plus we have to wait for Saturn to change signs like the ball dropping on New Years Eve. Can you say, cranky? Drop already, you bastard!!

Ungrounded Woman Wonders How To Get In Her Body: Saturn Return In Virgo
Dear Elsa,
You’ve been talking about Saturn moving into Virgo and the health-conscious aspect of it. I have the hardest time all of my life getting in the groove with an exercise program, or feeling at all ‘at home’ with my body. I have natal Saturn in Virgo and well… I’m pretty sure that’s the only earth in my chart.
I was wondering what you recommend to us folks with very little earth in our chart who are having a heck of a time finding a way to feel grounded in our bodies and to exercise. I feel like something is seriously wrong with me on this front.
Saturn in Virgo
United States
Dear Saturn,
The idea something is ‘seriously wrong with you” is harsh criticism and a textbook manifestation of Saturn in Virgo. Yes, Saturn in Virgo is the only earth in your chart - which means it is enormously important you be put in touch with it which is what this transit will accomplish.
And I wouldn’t worry about how this is going to occur because it’ll just happen and when it does, rejoice. Because denying this part of you is as bad for your soul as denying creativity or emotion or sex drive or anything else.
Specific to exercise, it can be gotten in many forms. Forms like dancing. Dancing is fluid and expressive and a great body is byproduct of that. There is fun exercise (roller skating) and exercise that is meditative (walking or yoga). There is exercise where the challenge or sense of accomplishment is the thing (mountain climbing). Point being you don’t have to focus on exercise, per se. You can sneak up on it or let it sneak up on you.
Good luck.
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On Being Seen As A Real Human With Neptune Involved
Astrology in Real Life
I was talking to the soldier a few days ago…
“So they like me on your blog now but they didn’t like me before?” he asked.
“No, I don’t think they did. I don’t think they liked you at all.”
“Why?”
Oh… Special Forces soldier, I guess. You know. They think you’re a killer.
He didn’t say anything and in the quiet I realized what I’d just said was wrong. That information had come through him.
“Actually maybe they didn’t think that,” I said. “I guess I have no idea what they thought but I don’t think they liked you. They were confused, I’d say. And I definitely don’t think they wanted to imagine me involved with you.” Continue reading On Being Seen As A Real Human With Neptune Involved
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The new videos have created a problem for Libra who now has to decide something. I told a story on my last video coming up which is my natural state. I liked the result and now I want to talk (or write) about projection.
Projection is a lovely topic I know a lot about and I am pretty sure if I get started on it a series of blogs will result. So do I talk them? Or write them?
Talk them?
Write them?
I was thinking the videos ought to stand alone in case someone wants to post one of them on their blog. So “more later” is not going to work. I also like the short format for a variety of reasons. I don’t want to mess with it at the moment so that precludes me going on at length. Seems I ought to write.
But my physical presence would be helpful in making one of my main points and I do like to talk! I especially like to tell stories so now I am lost!
Does anyone have advice or perspective on this? Thanks.
The grand cross in the mutable signs persists but the Moon is in Aries moving to form a kite (easy aspect) with Venus, Jupiter and Mars which is an enormously improved situation over yesterday.
On some level everyone should get a little something they want so enjoy!
Leo Woman Wonders How To Handle Long Distance Relationship With A Scorpio Man
Dear Elsa,
I met a Scorpio man about 4 years ago; he lives quite far from me so we kept in touch on and off via phone. We talk, get on well and then I don’t hear from him. He got in touch again recently and I went to see him; we’ve talked on the phone, and again we get on well. But now he’s backed off again. I suggested we meet again and on the phone he was interested but now he’s backed off and I’ve just left him to have his space.
I know that there’s an ex-girlfriend who is still interested in him, although he’s adamant that it’s over. Should I contact him? Should I wait to see if he gets in contact again? Or should I confront him? Or am I best to just forget him entirely? I’m not really sure what is the best approach to take?
Kind regards
Phoenix
United Kingdom
Dear Phoenix,
I would let him go. Scorpio has energy and when interested in you, they put their energy on you and it is unmistakable. Besides living at a distance, you have known this man for four years and it does not sound like he has ever been focused on you.
I don’t see there is anything to confront. Just take it as being two entities that met and had a minor exchange. Then release him and your thoughts of him because I don’t think anything will ever come of this.
If you want a visual, just imagine that you are caught on his hook but he is not caught on yours - so dig that thing out of your mouth, okay?
Good luck.
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Britain’s Department of Health Puts Graphic Warnings On Packs Of Cigs… Real Lungs! Saturn in Virgo - There is No Escape!
Astrology in Real Life…
Speaking of “real” organs and Dr. Oz in the last video, now I find this. It is one of Yahoo’s “most emailed” so everyone with a “My Yahoo” is seeing this today. How’s that for writing on the wall?
Here’s part of the copy:
“This image provided by Britain’s Department of Health showing a healthy lung, left and a diseased lung, right, is one of the graphic pictures to be place on packs of cigarettes to discourage smokers. Words failed to stamp out smoking, so Britain will require graphic pictures of diseased organs on cigarette packs next year, the government announced Wednesday, Aug. 29, 2007. The images include a diseased lung, a chest cut open for heart surgery, and a large tumor on a man’s neck…”
Any questions?
Here’s the link to the rest - Yahoo Photos
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