I was talking to a pal, she’s a Pisces.

“I had an idea for your show,” she said. “You could have a segment called, ask a Pisces.”

I laughed.

‘Yeah and I could do it. I’m a Pisces,” she said, brightly.

“What would it be like?” I asked.

“Oh well you could have someone come on there who wants to to ask a Pisces about their problem. They could come on outline it. They could tell the whole long story and I’d just sit and listen.”

“Uh huh?”

“Yeah. And then he did this and I did that and then he did this and this and that and then I’d did that. They could tell this whole long whole thing and I’d just be quiet, listening.”

I laughed. How passive…

“And then after they have told it all… said this whole thing they could ask me what I thought about it and I’d say, hmm…” she said hesitating. “I don’t know,” she said confusingly.

We both snorted.

I can also get that gal with the women’s circle to come on. Remember how some gal in my friend’s women’s circle screwed her husband and a bunch of you had a field day?? Well I am sure she will come on and discuss this with you. She’ll hold a circle, right? That’s what she does.

And Ben! We will have to get Ben on after having talked about him in his absence for 7 years. Do you know he almost never comes online? He has no idea what he’s doing online but he did manage to post a comment once under the screen name “popcorn”. Popcorn?? What kind of name is that for a Scorpio? We could ask him, huh?

And you can ask him if he really took me undercover as a gay man because he did. And you can ask how I talked him into doing this because I would like to know that myself! You could ask him what he thinks of the mouth on me after talking to me for 25 years and see what he has to say. I am sure to mortified by whatever he says so fun for all, right?

And hey! How about Ben reads your chart?? He can read a chart somewhat and he’s funny when he does it. For example he calls any man I know “your morsel” as in “What kind of chart does your morsel have?” So I’m sure he can ask you the same question and you can tell Ben about your morsel and he’ll tell you offer his pronouncements.

And God help you if your morsel was born somewhere awful because Ben thinks we take on the characteristics of the city where we were raised. He sounds like this:

“Well she’s from Minnesota so she’s one of those cold Nordic types. She’s very cold, Elsa. She’s so cold you’d have to meet her to believe it. She’s not a desert creature like you. You, my dear, belong atop a rock basking in the sun…”

So what do think? Are these good ideas? What are your ideas?