Today I took my daughter to the pediatrician for a routine physical. My son had his physical last month and apparently has not forgotten. The doctor walked in and he looked her right in the face:

“I don’t you looking in my pants ever again. Next time I’m having a boy doctor,” he said.

She just stared.

“You’re to never do that again,” he said. “You shouldn’t have done it last time…”

My daughter and I burst out laughing.

Now tell me there are not parent-child themes in relationships of Saturn types… ha ha ha.