More talk on the Venus Neptune guy… here comes the body count.

“So he wakes up with this gal in his bed, never mind who it is. And no matter what he does, he’s going to be up a creek and so is she. Because if he gets rid of her or if she just catches on to some weirdness and decides to get up and get out of there because it’s creepy, then he feels bad. Because he knows it’s not her. He knows there was nothing wrong with her.”

“Yep.”

“But what if she stays? And most women would, or would try to. They just slept with this guy, right? So not many are going to say, you know what? This was a mistake. Whoops! Most women wouldn’t want to have this in their head so instead they to try to have a relationship with him.”

“Yep.”

“And boy will it be great. They’ll get to walk around with him. They will go places with him. He’ll be wearing his frowny-face of course. You know. Poor me, I am stuck here with this woman. This woman I sleep with every night because I don’t know what else to do.”

She laughed.

“Yeah, he’s a victim. And people see it that way too. They see him out there all burdened with this woman who is obviously wrapped around his neck like a noose. Because the fact she is alive and breathing is enough to ruin his day. And quite oddly the sympathy flows where? It flows to him! Look. Poor guy has to drag that woman around. All these mother figures feel sorry for him as if he hasn’t the ability to cut her loose! As if has no responsibility for her presence in her life. Oh woe. She just showed up one day so everyone feel sorry for me.”

She laughed.

“But you get the idea. Best not the get in the bed, but if you do I hope you catch on fast. Because any relationship you want to have with this guy you will have to pretend it into existence because he’s not going to do a thing but wait for the inevitable. And eventually the girl does get away but can you imagine the pain and confusion?”

“It would be awful.”

“Yeah. So it turns out this guy is very bad news for being such an innocent. And who is the victim? Her? Him? What about the people who feel sorry for him and try to make his life better since he’s so sad? I guess they’re victims too. So you see what I think. I think stay the hell out of the bed in the first place. Because if you slip and fall into it… if you take his bait, well talk about a rabbit hole. You’ve just bought a one-way ticket to oblivion hell.”