I was talking to a pal…

“You realize no woman is going to make him happy, right? That it’s not personal to you?”

“Um…”

“You don’t realize it,” I said. “Okay, let me explain. Any woman this guy gets or decides to be with, he will not want her. Yeah, he doesn’t want you but it’s not because of anything that has to do with you. It’s not your hair, your age your weight or any other thing. It’s the way he is. This has emerged.”

“You think…”

“I know. This is his nature; he has proven it over and over. As soon as some woman gets in his bed, regardless of who… fat, thin, old, young, pretty, ugly, nice or not so nice, from day one. From the very first time this guy wakes up with some gal in his bed, he is going to be unhappy about it. He is going to see this gal in his bed and perceive it as a problem. She’s there so now he has either has to either get rid of her or tolerate her presence which is a total burden to him and on top of this, whichever he chooses - either way, it will make him unhappy.”

“That’s true, isn’t it?”

“It is absolutely true. There is no other possible outcome. And her looks or whatever don’t matter. I don’t care if he wakes up with the dream girl starlet of century; he is still going to be miserable. He will find a way to be burdened and strapped down by her. For example, she will be more famous than him,” I said with a chuckle.

“That’s true. That would bother him.”

“Of course it would. She’s beautiful, this is his problem. She’s ugly? His problem. She’s there in any way shape or form and she is going to be his problem. There is no way for a woman NOT to bother this guy. There is no way any woman on this planet is going to be with this guy and dodge this bullet. Sleep with this guy and become his burden. Whoever you are, you go right in the slot.”

“I see what you mean.”

“Good because it’s key. And it’s really this simple: This guy is going to be unhappy with whoever he has in his life the same way I am happy with whoever is in mine.”

She laughed. She knows I am always satisfied with my relationships.

“Yeah. So forget about what may be wrong with you and just be glad you’re not waking up in his bed because whoever does is gets to be in a world of hurt with little idea why. And it’s surreal how fast this constellates. Overnight. Go to bed with this guy and wake up his new problem, period. This is astonishing and it is also a fact and whoever the woman is… her appearance or whatever is completely irrelevant to this phenomenon. So just be glad you can see this which is a lot better than having to experience it because any woman who has to is going to be up a creek with this guy and have a very hard time figuring out why.”

Man in question has Venus conjunct Neptune in Sagittarius for starters. And various other sundries. But bottom line, no Earth girl is ever going to do. Ever.

Know anyone like this?