Feb
10

Ugly Pants Across America - Episode 2: Venus Conjunct Uranus in Pisces

Astrology in Real Life…

safety pinI had ten minutes before I had to leave for the airport when I noticed the zipper on my ugly pants was broken. Oh no! What to do?

My mind scrambled. Surely this must be a sign, but a sign of what?

A sign I needed some safety pins! Yes! So I pinned my pants on and off I went!

Later in the airport I was talking to HQ:

“Well here’s what I learned,” I said. “If you wear ugly pants, you can do anything. You can say anything to anyone. I was going on in the airport shuttle. It was okay though. People were laughing.”

“I don’t understand,” he said. “You need ugly pants to do this? Since when…”

I interrupted him. “Well, I’m just saying I feel very liberated (Uranus) in these pants. Because…”

All the sudden I understood what he was saying. I was talking pretty freely about murder and mayhem when I was visiting him in New York. That lady in the coffee shop had to leave.

“Um… I’m really happy,” I said. “That’s what I’m trying to tell you. If you wear pants like this, you can clearly get away with anything. And the fact they are pinned on is a bonus. If they break anymore, I’m going to get some duct tape, I guess.”

How’s your weekend going?

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6 Responses to “Ugly Pants Across America - Episode 2: Venus Conjunct Uranus in Pisces”

  1. Viviana says on 2/10/07 at 9:04 am:

    LOOOOOLLLL
    too funny

  2. Strawberry Fields says on 2/10/07 at 10:46 am:

    I’ll tell you tomorrow. Big night tonight! :-)

  3. satori says on 2/10/07 at 3:38 pm:

    it’s a big zip, but I look good. oh well.

  4. Gem says on 2/10/07 at 8:00 pm:

    Feeling hormonal. yay. fun. not.

  5. Uncle Hanita says on 2/11/07 at 7:59 am:

    this weekend has been kinda cranky and weird…I hope today is better.

  6. Laura Elizabeth says on 2/12/07 at 7:28 am:

    The weekend was great! Good food, good friends and a pinata - how could it not be great?!

    :D

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